Saturday, December 30, 2006

This one's for you, My love...

Apart from you, I won't desire anything;
I will love you as long as I live.

My eyes long to behold you.
My heart longs to love you.
I'll forever remain immersed in devotion to you.
How shall I explain to you the state of my heart!
this body of yours will become fragrant,
such mischief will I play with my eyes.

You've settled me in your heart;
you've made me worthy of love.
If I don't meet you, I won't be able to go on living.
Who can I tell about where my heart has found harbor?
Whatever punishment God gives me,
whatever punishment God gives me is acceptable,
since I now make you my object of worship.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

A Chain Letter I Like

My Apologies fr such a late post!!!....

Hello, my name is Vishaal Sharma. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Ludhiana with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her sardar parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

Fuck them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.


Chain Letter Type 1:

(scroll down)

Make a wish!!!

Keep Scrolling

No, really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!

Wish something else!!!

Not that, you pervert!!


Wasn't that fun? :)

Hope you made a great wish :)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!

Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1

Vishakha Raina was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2

Sahil Bansal, a 16 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Vishakha and Sahil. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.

Send it to all your friends.


A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, wshes da dishes and then gets the paisa and leaves and doesn't speak much, sorry that's the cleaning lady.

A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Vishakha. Right?

PS: PPL THIS,AS A WHOLE, ISNT MINE....but is a must read

Thursday, September 21, 2006

long somethin real...taste it,folks...


I dont know how many of us here have loved and lost. I love her and I lost her. It hurts like crazy but i can't do anything about it. I look out for her on my way to work, just one fleeting glance. I know I have never loved anyone this deeply and I know I never will. I was never so crazy about anyone and never ever will be. I love her smile, I love her eyes. i love her for being herself, for her "I don't know" to every question. Does she even know that I die every moment of my life realizing that she is not 'with me'? perhaps she did not understand me, she came into my life when I was in a real mess, I still am...but I'm trying my best! Just wish she did'nt leave me! But she fkin did.... she was the one person who could bring a smile to my lips and she always will be that one person. I know no one can take her place. Can't live without her! dont want to live without her. But I dont want to force myself on her. Maybe someday, she'll remember me with a smile and not a frown...perhaps someday she'll say that she loved me, even for a fleeting moment. As for me...She was the one I truely loved and I know no one will ever take her place. NEVER EVER!

Tum kyon chale aate ho
Har roz in khwabon mein
Chupke se aa bhi jao
Ek din meri baahon mein
Tere hi sapne andhere mein ujalo mein
Koi nasha hai teri aankhon ke pyalon mein
Tu mere khabon mein jawabo mein sawalo mein
Har din chura tumhe mein lata hoon khayalon mein....remember?

The Biggest Crush of my life.....part 2

and so we started and night....
gradually started knowin each other.....and more and more...
but suddenly something happened....
she said she had a boyfriend....:((

i was not actually in love with her....but still...i dunno why it hurt me a lot...

i kept talkin..jus cuz I THOUGHT that we were frnz...
we both taunted each other in our class too.....not specifically on a thing...but jus like that....

she had her exam on 20th and that was maybe the last day till wen we talked properly...after that msgs frm her side...and now not even a forwarded msg.......

we have completely lost touch...

miss u loads..SR

The Biggest Crush of my life.....part 1

i was there a bit late...was looking around for familiar faces....on the first day of my physics tuition this yr....

She came in....i looked at i'd do with everyone who enters the tutorial room.....i jus saw and looked at my notebook...and suddenly again saw her....cuz she sat jus next to me....and then i read her Tee.....'twas written in big letters...OUT OF MY WAY.....and i jus came back to my senses....and tried to concentrate on my book....

after a while i saw her smiling with Charu...and that face was so damn innocent....loved the way she smiled and so i started my class room humour...jus to see her smile again and wasn't that i hadn't seen such a sweet girl before...but i dunno y she had that glue which kept me engrossed.....

We had a test at the end of the class.....she finished it and went back...i gave my incomplete test and ran after her....but somewat cleverly!!....but my sacrifice for the test dint pay me:((.....she was very quick...and was gone on her activa...

waited for the next class...same things happened...but the difference was that mam was complaining that i dint concentrate!!!...

next class---i tried to cocentrate today...and looked at her...just thrice:P

and finally in the next class....or maybe after two classes....we both were released at the same time!!!(u know y i said released!!!)

and i was quite jolly that day....i was taking out my scooter...which was parked intelligently with her actve:P......i took out my cell...while she was putting it back in her back pocket...

and i actually dint know wat we were talkin before i suddenly said...."achha Swati...apna number to dede yaar"...and without wasting a sec ..unlocked my keypad...and the voice came..."mera personal nai hai yaar...mumma ka hai"...i,without any expression said...but fir bhi..kuchh puchhna hota hai...
**********...she said...and i number hai yaar!!

and then jus before i said bye...she said..tuition se aadha ghanta pehle hi call ya msg karna...i said ok and then bbye!!.....

as soon as i reached home...i msgd her and we started chatting.....i was on cloud 9 wen i saw her first reply!!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Beautifully stated!

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.
You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll fight with your best friend.
You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually
lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend
upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Don't be afraid that your life will end,
be afraid that it will never begin

Monday, June 05, 2006

My Luv've you been? That's a question i feel strange asking because i met you today itself. I held your strong hands, hugged your warm body, kissed your smiling lips.
But, that's the present. Let's go back to the past for a few moments. Not too long back, just a few days.
That day i met you after what seemed like a lifetime, an eternity. You smiled at me and it felt like i was in heaven. I'm not one who believes in the concept of heaven, but for that one moment, it felt like there was a God because that moment was perfect. Later that sunny afternoon, that amazing afternoon, we went back to your home. You led me by the hand to "the room at the top of the stairs" (a distasteful song by Eddie Rabbit.) The sun was setting and so was my pain which i had felt for the few restless weeks before that, where it felt like torture because i couldn't meet you. You played 'the song that bid you goodbye' in all those painful hours (the one's mentioned above), where your presence felt distances away. You kissed me softly and i felt shivers go up my spine. They seemed to reassure me of what i already very well knew - that you love me.
Let me reassure you of what you very well know - that i love you too. In other words: i'll always be there for you when you need me, but more when you don't. I'll always hold your hand when you need encouragement. I'll always lend u a shoulder to cry on, and i'll also always wipe your tears. I'll hold you up when you're down and take your pain away. I'll kiss you and hold your hand in public. I'll hug you when you're sweaty and dirty after a game of football. I'll be your friend, your guide, your encouragement, your will power, your strength, your handkerchief, your boyfriend, your best friend, your love. I'll help you choose right from wrong. I'll support you in all you do and in all your decisions. I'll be there for you when you need someone to take your anger out on. I'll always listen to you when you need to pour your heart out. To abbreviate/summarize it : I'll always love you.
This is not only my blog entry, it's alot more. This is my everything. You are my everything.
But this is not only my past, this is my present and my future. I'll love you for a lifetime, an eternity.
Today, i held your stron hands - they make me feel protected; i hugged your warm body - it makes me feel cared for; i kissed your smiling lips - it reassured me of something i already very well knew : that you love me.
This is my blog entry for today...
...i'll love you forever.

p.s. for all those reading this, you are truly privilaged if you have someone who thinks the same 'bout u!

Monday, May 15, 2006

hey there....this is sumfin bout meah

life is a tiny dot...n u wonder whr from it started n whr will it end....u meet a million people...tak 2 dem make frnds mak enemies...n wht matters 2 u is d happiness u share ...wht brings a smile or a frown on ur face a consequence of ur endeavours...its in ur hands 2 make a difference in ur life..its in ur hands...2 be d person u wana make a difference..n be tht difference...n in all tht cums 2 me...yup...thts me!!!